Dog
Quotes by the Famous and the Not-so-Famous
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| The reason a dog has so
many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. - Anonymous |
Don't
accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are
wonderful. - Ann Landers |
If
there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they
went. - Will Rogers |
| There
is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams |
A
dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than they love
themselves. - Josh Billings |
The
average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney |
| We
give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can
spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man
has ever
made. - M. Acklam |
I
wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious
cult. - Rita Rudner |
Anybody
who doesn't know what soap tastes like never bathed a dog. - Franklin P. Jones |
| If
your dog is fat, YOU aren't getting enough exercise. - Unknown |
My
dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.
That's almost $21.00 in dog money. - Joe Weinstein |
Ever
consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we
come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken,
pork, half
a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! - Anne Tyler |
| Women
and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should relax and
get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein |
You
can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a
look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of
that!' - Dave Barry |
Dogs
are not our whole life, but they do make our lives
whole. - Roger Caras |
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them. - Phil Pastoret |
My
goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I
am. - Unknown |
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